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How not to Completely Suck as a new Parent
Scott Feschuk; Paul Mather (Author)
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Mcclelland & Stewart
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How not to Completely Suck as a new Parent - Scott Feschuk; Paul Mather
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Synopsis "How not to Completely Suck as a new Parent"
Are you tired of the earnest advice in conventional parenting books? Do you want to know whats really in your future as a new parent? Scott Feschuk and Paul Mather both know, all too well, and are happy to tell you with their trademark irreverence what its really like to be a new parent. For instance, they tell you that by nine months your baby will inevitably have missed several milestones, sending you into a complete panic. And sooner or later youll realize youre doing everything wrong. The solution is simple: just read a different childcare advice book. Also, if your child has not knocked over something expensive and nice by the age of three, this could be a sign that you dont have enough things that are expensive and nice. Did you know that a childs affection for a song is directly proportional to how severely it annoys his mother and father? And, believe it or not, experts estimate that by 2024, the cost of a drunken frat party at a typical postsecondary institution will be $575,000. You owe it to your child to start saving now!Candid and comic, How Not to Completely Suck is a bundle of laughs for frazzled new parents and curious parents-to-be. The perfect gift for a shower or Mothers Day.
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