Share
The Great British Limerick Book: Filthy Limericks for (Nearly) Every Town in the UK (in English)
Lewis Williams
(Author)
·
Corona Books UK
· Paperback
The Great British Limerick Book: Filthy Limericks for (Nearly) Every Town in the UK (in English) - Williams, Lewis
$ 9.68
$ 12.10
You save: $ 2.42
Choose the list to add your product or create one New List
✓ Product added successfully to the Wishlist.
Go to My WishlistsIt will be shipped from our warehouse between
Friday, June 21 and
Monday, June 24.
You will receive it anywhere in United States between 1 and 3 business days after shipment.
Synopsis "The Great British Limerick Book: Filthy Limericks for (Nearly) Every Town in the UK (in English)"
Surely it can't be done. But it has been done. For the first time in the history of mankind someone has been dedicated enough and fool enough to write a filthy limerick for every town in the UK which unlike Leeds or Devizes doesn't already have a classic filthy limerick to call its own. From Land's End to John o' Groats, The Great British Limerick Book has a filthy limerick for your town, for your uncle's town, for your cousin's husband's ex-wife's town .... as long as it's in the UK and as long as it isn't one of those few places that are really impossible to find a rhyme for. There are over 900 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy. Guildford, Surrey At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry I had to act quick To cool down my dick So I stuck it into my McFlurry Nuneaton, Warwickshire There was a young man from Nuneaton Who really enjoyed being beaten And squeezing his knackers With a pair of nut crackers And riding a bike with no seat on Bath, Somerset There was a professor from Bath Who employed twenty-five research staff To measure size and direction Of his every erection And to plot the results on a graph The Isle of Skye, Scotland When I was on the Isle of Skye I overdid the old Spanish fly I had a stiff member From the fourth of December Till Friday the tenth of July Ashington, Northumberland In Ashington there was a miner Whose wife was a fashion designer One night to his shock She dressed him up as a cock And herself as a six foot vagina Hackney, Greater London As a chemist I worked once in Hackney And invented a treatment for acne But one ingredi-ent Was semen I'd spent And they thought that good reason to sack me
- 0% (0)
- 0% (0)
- 0% (0)
- 0% (0)
- 0% (0)
All books in our catalog are Original.
The book is written in English.
The binding of this edition is Paperback.
✓ Producto agregado correctamente al carro, Ir a Pagar.
