Synopsis "The Kidnapped Prince (in English)"
It's not easy to let your apprentice run the show...Gungren is tired of waiting to become a full-fledged wizard, but Whizzfiddle isn't one who takes well to his apprentices pushing him around. Unfortunately, the Fates have decided to give one of their infamous quests to the tiny fellow, leaving Whizzfiddle with little choice but to lend his support. On top of that, it seems there was something more to the spell that had transformed Gungren from a dumb Giant into the smart, squat, wizard wanna-be. Heliok, the Fate who masterminded The Twelve (the gods who created all of Ononokin), has been told that the percentage of believers has dwindled to unacceptable rates. If he doesn't get it fixed within 90 days, he'll be pushing a mop around for the janitorial department for the next thousand years.As fortune would have it, the perfect quest has risen to the occasion. Prince Jack Nubbins has gone missing and Princess Jill Henroot needs a wizard to help her find him before their wedding day!Fans of Monty Python and Discworld will find a grand new playground in the Tales From the Land of Ononokin series.Click or tap BUY NOW to jump into the hilarious adventure TODAY!INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR: Q: What makes the Tales From the Land of Ononokin series special? A: I had just finished watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy and was thinking how much fun it would be to create a fantasy world of my own that brought in a very strange mix of our present-day cultures and those of the Middle Ages. I also wanted to alter the myths regarding standard fantasy races around a bit. I essentially turn normal fantasy on its head wherever possible, and it makes each book a laugh-out-loud blast. Q: What order should the books be read in? A: Here is the suggested order: A Quest of UndoingThe Full Moon EventBob the ZombieGappy's GadgetsThe Kidnapped PrinceNote that you can also snag The Fate Quest, a FREE novella, from my website!Q: So, why should readers give these books a try? A: Because Tales From the Land of Ononokin is a wonderful world to play in. It has comedy, interesting characters, tons of world elements to discover, and a never-ending supply of story ideas. Plus, it's not politically correct. It's also not intended for the kiddies, which means that you'll get mild adult humor thrown into the mix as well. ...and have I mentioned that the main wizard in the first story has to get a bit sloshed in order to do magic? Come on... that's funny! Tales From the Land of Ononokin Fantasy eBook Categories: Comedic FantasyScience Fiction & FantasySword & SorceryParanormal & UrbanMetaphysical & VisionaryComedy & Dark ComedyHumor & SatireScroll up and tap or click BUY NOW to take a trip into the hilarious land of Ononokin TODAY!
