Synopsis "Why A***oles succeed and nice guys fail in small business (in English)"
Do you know why as**holes succeed and nice guys fail in small business?It's true, in today's instant gratification society where everyone demands all nice things in life - right now - from someone else's pocket. The only way a small business man can survive is with the following motto: As I walk through the valley of death, I should fear no evil, because I am the meanest A***ole in the valley.Our book "why A***ole's succeed and nice guys fail in small business" proves it.It is put together by strategic input from experienced masters, A***ole insiders who have lost millions learning and honing their A***ole skills; this combined with confidential interviews of small businessmen that have taken floundering businesses and turned them into a great success by becoming a dedicated A***oles.It's the book that every small business man needs. It tells it like it is, how the cards are stacked against the small business man by big banks, big business, big government, big unions, big organizations and all the other lying greedy b**tred that want to keep the small businessman down. The book shows you chapter by chapter, step by step, how to beat the stacked deck, by playing by the rules dictated by the power elite, rough and smart, who are dedicated to keeping small business small and marginally profitable.Here is what you will learn -1.Understanding risk and how the shrewd pricks stack it in their favor, taking miniscule risk and pushing all the risk and problems everyone else. It's like owning the casino where every game you play, you own the stacked deck. How to use it to roll over every obstacle in your path.2.How to screw your employees, first, before they screw you. How to maneuver and keep them smiling on low pay. How to hire and always make money.3.How to get your banker by the balls and control the vault. How to get the hardnosed, cold eyed, tight fisted A***ole and turn them into a pussycat that will fill your pockets with cash whenever you ask. How to skyrocket your credit score in a few mere days and have the banks begging to give you money.4.How to be a first class A***ole while dealing with 2nd and 3rd class A***ole bureaucrats and want to be terrorist, who want to knock you down. How to win every a** kicking contest by outsmarting and out hustling them every step of the way.5.How to deal with the natural A***ole the professionals, lawyers, accountants, brokers and all the rest of the super egos. How to lasso them and put them in your trunk and make them love it. How to not pay the greedy lawyers with one simple step, virtually eliminate all potential lawsuits and put the outcome on your side.6.How to give the tax man constipation. How to keep your money and secure it and use every legal tax angle and pay far less than you pay now.7.How a shrewd A***ole gets his advertising and publicity for free. How he can make himself, product, and company famous and become a local media star.8.How to squeeze your competitors dry. How to play the game like Facebook, Amazon, Tesla and the other big guys, play it to win with these A***ole, bury them and laugh all the way to the bank.9.How to sell a business turkey and get filet mignon and lobster prices. How to get top dollar for a business that is worth a low nickel. Where and when to find eager buyers.10.How to give them the finger. How to use bankruptcy to cover your tracks and save your assets.Every small business owner needs this book, even the nice guys to protect themselves against the A***ole.
